Literally the first thing I did after my mom, my brother, Andy, and I returned from our little epic road trip, and I mean first thing (as in still wearing my yoga pants from the car ride) was to go to Best Buy and get myself a Kindle.
Pretty much everyone in my family jumped on the ebook train years ago, but I’ve been holding out until now. Not for any reason....Don’t worry. I wasn’t one of those people saying things like, “I love the smell of library books.” or “How can you replace the feel of turning a page?” I just hadn’t gotten around to asking for a reader for Christmas or buying one for myself.
Let me tell you, HUGE MISTAKE.
This was the possibly the best $69 I ever spent on myself. I was worried that I would be spending tons of money buying all the books I wanted to read,. But between forcing my mom to lend me all of her books and hooking up my public library account, I have read like 7 books this week and only paid for one!
SO obviously here’s my list of my favorite poolside, sunbathing, skin bronzing, diet coke sipping, summer books to read in your bikini.
1. Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns) by Mindy Kaling
As if Mindy wasn't already my hero enough between her hilarious sitcom and being a writer/producer/star on my all-time favorite show The Office, reading her book gave me a full blown, incurable case of Mindy-fever. We are talking Stage 5 girl crush here people. I haven’t researched her fan-club yet, but if there is one sign me up. Her book was the funniest and most relatable thing I've ever read. No. Seriously.
2. The Glass Castle by Jeanette Walls
This is actually my all-time favorite book and I re-read it every couple years. It’s a great memoir about the author and her (literally) insane, and sometimes homeless, family. They’re about as dysfunctional as it gets, probably more than that. I’m super excited that Jeanette Walls has a brand new novel, The Silver Star. It’s at the very top of my “to-read” list.
3. The Hunger Games Trilogy by Susan Collins
Sorry to be so predictable, but seriously how good are these books!? For the few of you who have been living under a rock like Andy, and haven’t read them, get on it. I finally convinced him to read the first one and he’s totally hooked.
4. Literally anything by Meg Cabot
Obvious choice again, I know. What can I say? Sometimes a girl’s just gotta have some good old fashioned, fluffy and pointless chick-lit, and when that what I’m craving I turn to Meg.
5. The Women’s Murder Club series by James Patterson
Definitely not as corny as the title implies. I basically accidentally got into this series, when the 11th book was the only one of the rent-able audio-books at Cracker Barrell that Andy and I could agree on. We listened to it the whole last leg of our road trip and by the end I was totally hooked. When we got home I rented book one from the library, and I’ve been picking up one after the other ever since.
6. Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang by Chelsea Handler
When I got to the end of Mindy’s book, I didn’t want it to end. And since Mindy has yet to release a sequel, I decided reading another female comedian's book might be the next best thing. And I was right. Chelsea’s sense of humor was a little too raunchy for my taste, but her book was hilarious and definitely subdued my thirst for Mindy. It’s kind of a collection of short stories, and just ridiculous things, like Chelsea’s fight with her boyfriend (the CEO of the E! Network) over the practicality of keeping a dolphin in the aquarium in their condo. What’s next in this genre? Tina Fey’s Bossypants....whenever I get off the darn waiting list at the library...and Chelsea’s other three books. Hopefully those will hold me over until Mindy pulls through for me.
7. Defending Jacob by William Landay
Usually I would label the term “legal thriller” an oxymoron. With the exception of the Casey Anthony trial, all things courtroom related generally bore me. But my mom insisted recommended I read this “courtroom drama.” What can I say? Mother knows best. I couldn’t put Defending Jacob down, which wasn’t a problem because I finished it in like a day. Basically it was giant episode of Law and Order SVU...but like I said, I wasn’t bored.